Who the heck are you?
Genius Boots is…
Tim Roberts – Lead Vocals, Kazoo’s, Guitar on occasion & all manner of who’s it’s what’s it’s and Ding Dongs!
Tim was raised by a loving throng of benevolent waterboatmen, and in his early years was surrounded by their cheerful songs about springtime and woefull ballads of waterfowl tragedies. Before long he became distracted with life, forgot how to float across water and grew too large to hear their quiet voices… It was time to put silly things aside and become a man. No more wasting entire afternoons on riverside reverie …endless nights on tirelessly breaking larger triangles down into smaller ones, and smaller ones still and so on… It was time to step up to plate, and rawk. Since joining Genius Boots, Tim has enjoyed countless nights of good times with good friends and has found making music very rewarding. He quietly hopes that somehow, somewhere.. he’s making his pack of waterboatmen proud.
Scott Hunter (Aka Dixon Cider) – Guitar & Vocals
Dixon has been a member of GB since it’s inception back in 2001 and is currently the Director Of Intellectual Capital for the band. Dixon likes to spend his free time collecting band aids and volunteering at retirement communities. It was there that he, whose lifelong dream it had been to teach the hearing impaired how to jump rope, discovered his insatiable appetite for Rock N’ Roll. Dixon’s musical influences include, Nana Muscury, Zamphire, and Michael Bolton.
Sean Sinclair – Drums, Misc. Percussion & Vocals
Is a preoccupied little beaver who is busy chewing new drum sticks & hasn’t written a Bio yet.
Rob Merrick – Bass & Vocals
Has both hands tangled in his Bass strings and has no idea how to use a keyboard thus has not Written a bio yet.
Tom Stevens – Guitar & Vocals
Tom is neither a fan of Paraquat nor endorses the use of it under the name bipyridinium dichloride and he further finds it to be toxic when ingested. He enjoys long floats in pools of Jello (any flavour) on massive Nymphaeaceae and other of life’s many wonderful distractions. When posed the question “who are your musical influences” he replied by making the unmistakable sound of a dying giraffe followed by an uncanny impression of Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr., impersonating Christopher Walken reciting the entire movie script verbatim of “Howard the Duck”. Tom currently has no motorcycle and does not live in Soho – Manhattan.